The Ten Commandments of Shopping
Shopping is a way of life. We've all been doing it since we were little. But do you know the ten commandments of shopping?
1. Don't EVER shop with the opposite sex
Do I really need to explain this commandment? For men, shopping is not a pleasurable activity, as shocking as that sounds.
2. Don't freak out when you smell a sale
Sales have this power to shut off a female's logical side of the brain and change it into something maniacal. Just try to keep your cool.
Why? Just because. Besides, buying stuff you want makes shopping all the more fun.
Try new things. Buy new things. You never know whether you'll find a new soul mate for your jeans or something.
5. Never wear crazy heels
All that running and walking for, like, two hours in gigantic heels? Ouch.
6. Keep your hair down
You will be trying out hats and you will be pulling shirts over your head. And no, you do not want to mess up that nicely made bun of yours.
7. Don't shop alone
Your eyes may deceive you when you try out new clothes, so grab a friend to act as Simon Cowell for the day.
8. Don't use your parents' credit card
Or you'll be grounded. For life.
9. Don't waste time checking yourself out in the mirror
Do that at home. The dressing rooms and mirrors are for trying out clothes, not checking out your bum.
10. Sometimes, things look better on models
Sad fact of life.
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